FOR THE RECORD, YOU'RE GAY (RED/TAN)

This hat is a public service announcement disguised as headwear. “For the record, you’re gay” isn’t just embroidery, it’s evidence entered into the permanent archives of life. It’s the trucker-hat equivalent of slamming a manila folder on the table and saying “case closed.” Wear it to family gatherings, court dates, or anywhere the truth needs to be read into the minutes.