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I jerked off a mechanic for this hat

I jerked off a mechanic for this hat

Regular price $40.00 USD
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This isn't just a hat. This is a story.

Each hat is one of a kind, made with real engine grease and dust from a 1989 F-150 Lariat XLT — because authenticity matters and so does a good origin story. Grease may appear under the brim and inside the hat; that's not a flaw, that's character. No two are alike.

Wear it and let people wonder. Let them ask. You don't owe anyone an explanation, but if you give one, make it count.

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