Will you be my valentine?…

Turn heads (and raise eyebrows) with this bold red Valentine’s Day hat featuring the unapologetically unhinged phrase: “Will you be my Valentine? I swear to god, I’ll blow you.” Equal parts romantic menace and chaotic humor, this hat is made for people who like their love notes loud, sarcastic, and impossible to ignore.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day gifts, anti-Valentine energy, or anyone who thrives on shock value, this red trucker-style hat delivers a punchline right to the forehead. Whether you’re wearing it to flirt, offend, or just make your friends laugh, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.